The average American spends 23 hours a week on the Internet. However, many of us are WAAAAY above average. Here are theTop Signs You Spend Way Too Much Time on the Internet.
You named your kids "Hash" and "Tag."
You know what "Bing" is.
You don't know how to write anything longer than 140 characters.
You know the passwords to all sixteen of your email accounts, but not what it feels like to look at the clouds.
You actually believe you have 2,131 friends.
You're so addicted to playing "Words With Friends" you've completely abandoned the search for actual friends.
You just started a blog about how anyone who's still blogging, instead of using Tumblr, is SO stuck in 2012.
You email your mom when you're ready for her to bring dinner down to the basement.
When someone asks you a question that you don't know the answer to, you reply by saying, "404 Error, File Not Found."
You won't eat anything until you first take a picture and post it on Instagram.
Your roommate just freaked out when you capped off a long day of playing "Angry Birds" by grabbing a slingshot and launching his parakeet into a brick wall.
Instead of asking how everyone's day was, the entire family just checks each other's Facebook page.
June of 2007 was the last time you made direct eye contact with another human.