By now, you've probably heard that when ANTHONY WEINER was having online sex chats, he was doing it under the fake name "CARLOS DANGER." Which, truly, is a fantastic fake name.
The only problem is . . . there's a guy in Florida whose REAL NAME is Carlos Danger. And his past few days have been HELL.
37-year-old Carlos Danger is a psychiatrist in Miami.
Apparently, his receptionists have been fighting off calls from TONS of news organizations and prank callers for the past few days. And Dr. Danger refuses to talk to anyone.
Also, it turns out the real Carlos Danger is a registered REPUBLICAN. Anthony Weiner is a Democrat.