Kim and Kanye's daughter is only five days old, but she already has a busy schedule. Check out the Celebrity To Do List of Kaidence Donda West.
7:30 A.M. Get permission from Ryan Seacrest to wake up.
8:00 A.M. Instead of crying, get Mommy's attention by holding up a camera.
8:30 A.M. Continue to be blissfully unaware of the spelling of my name, and therefore, just how much my parents despise me.
9:20 A.M. Poop in diapers made from $100 bills.
10:25 A.M. Spit up all over daddy. You're welcome, Taylor Swift.
11:15 A.M. Enjoy not being old enough to Google exactly how my mom became famous.
12:00 P.M. Get a creeping suspicion that Mommy and Daddy are both deeply in love with the same guy.
1:00 P.M. Try in vain to avoid being traumatized when the reading light in my nursery accidentally melts off Grandpa Bruce's face.
2:30 P.M. Take a good look at my family. Wish I wasn't born.
4:00 P.M. Launch new fragrance line.
5:00 P.M. Throw a tantrum. Just like daddy taught me!
7:00 P.M. Sleep like a baby knowing I'm already richer than you'll ever be.