Sure, you can TRY to attract men by using a perfume that smells like lavender or lilac or daisies. But don't you think your odds would be better if you smelled like a STUFFED-CRUST PEPPERONI PIZZA?
--Believe it or not, Pizza Hut's Canadian branch just rolled out a brand new Pizza Hut-scented perfume. And it's got the fantastic name 'Eau de Pizza Hut.'
--They say it mostly smells like freshly baked Pizza Hut dough.
--But, like Canadians ALWAYS do, they completely botched it. Instead of selling the perfume online where it would've done INSANE SALES . . . they only made 110 little sample bottles and handed them out for free.
--We checked eBay, and none of the bottles are available there. So basically, if you want some, you're going to have to wait until the Canadians get around to realizing there's a market for this and manufacture more.