Pizza Hut Actually Created a New Perfume Called "Eau de Pizza Hut"

 

Sure, you can TRY to attract men by using a perfume that smells like lavender or lilac or daisies.  But don't you think your odds would be better if you smelled like a STUFFED-CRUST PEPPERONI PIZZA?

  

--Believe it or not, Pizza Hut's Canadian branch just rolled out a brand new Pizza Hut-scented perfume.  And it's got the fantastic name 'Eau de Pizza Hut.'

  

--They say it mostly smells like freshly baked Pizza Hut dough.

  

--But, like Canadians ALWAYS do, they completely botched it.  Instead of selling the perfume online where it would've done INSANE SALES . . . they only made 110 little sample bottles and handed them out for free.

  

--We checked eBay, and none of the bottles are available there.  So basically, if you want some, you're going to have to wait until the Canadians get around to realizing there's a market for this and manufacture more. 

  

(Marketwire / Gawker)